Archive for November, 2008

Xbox 360: Turkey Fucker 2009 (Asscharger)

Thursday, November 27th, 2008 by Matt

When I first got a PS3 I was disappointed that I couldn’t sign on MSN on it while playing a game. But then I got thinking, that I don’t want people talking to me while I am playing a game. I just have a computer right beside me when I am playing PS3, this way I have a full keyboard, and I don’t have to pause the game to answer someones message.

I honestly don’t even see the point of signing on MSN on your 360. You’re not going to respond, and I can bet you getting a messages pisses you off as much as it does for me. The worst thing is if someone messages you something like “Hey, what assignment did we get for English?” totally ignoring the fact that you’re playing 360 at the moment! But people are retarded like that. I could put “away, will never return” in my name and I will still get people who talk to me.

RIP Stranger

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008 by Matt

People die everyday, yet it seems like a duty to honor the death of people. I have nothing against that if it is your family or something like that. However I have seen people honor the deaths of someone they have never met. I suppose this is alright if the death was tragic. But this is not always the case.

Let me go backwards one month. Brandon Crisp ran away from home because his parents took away his Xbox 360. He was then found dead in the woods and the autopsy showed that he died of chest injuries, possibly from falling from a tree. So why is it that a group on Facebook gets created RIP BRANDON CRISP and it gets thousands of people joining it. First of all, you never knew the guy, why do you care if he died. Secondly he died because of his own mistake, he overreacted and it cost him his life.

I could go into the death of Heath Ledger again, but what’s the point. Assholes will aways praise his role in Dark Knight but ignore his other work because it was shit. His death wasn’t tragic either, he fucking killed himself with a drug overdose. He should have waited for his AIDS to kick in and kill him, that would have been tragic.

Why honor the death of someone you don’t know? Apparently it is a sign of respect. So why don’t you respect the people who die everyday. Just because some deaths are reported on the news doesn’t mean that they are important at all.

Under 21? LOL Fuck You

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008 by Matt

Recently there was some news on how Ontario wants to impose new laws onto young drivers. These laws are as follows
1) Zero alcohol blood level
2) Zero-tolerance for speeding
3) Only one passenger per vehicle unless direct family

I find all of these absolutely stupid. After all, age doesn’t have anything to do with skill. A 29 year old could be worse at driving than you. So why should he get more rights? So it’s not okay to speed if you are under 21, but the second you hit 21 it’s legal? I thought speeding was illegal anyways. It shouldn’t matter if you are 17 or 32, the same laws should apply.

Only one passenger? Are you kidding me? If Ontario wants to have “clean air” it should fucking allow carpooling. Now I am not one of those assholes who will only show my side of the story. Ontario claimed that there is a higher accident rate for cars with more people. While this could be true, it is mostly cause by idiots having a party in their car. Don’t want to die? Don’t distract the driver, it’s a good tip.

I Trust Nickelback’s Opinion About Music

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 by Matt

So Chad Kroeger, the singer of Nickelback recently stated that he is disappointed at “the lack of good rock bands.” Great job Chad. You have successfully pointed out whats wrong with your music. You see, there is not a lack of good rock bands. It’s just you won’t find good rock bands by fucking listening to MuchMusic. Hell, I have a more diverse song list by listening to my music collection. Maybe if Nickelback was a better band this statement would be a little stronger. But for now he could go fuck right off.

He then later went on to say “kids need to learn to put down the Guitar Hero and learn a real instrument.” Good point, except for the fact that Guitar Hero is not old enough to have corrupted music yet. And besides, it surely didn’t help Chad.

I Am Not Attending Christmas

Friday, November 21st, 2008 by Matt

So I got an invite on Facebook to join the event for “Christmas.” Naturally I do the same thing I do with every event, deny it. However after I do that I decide to read up on the wall there. You have some people saying “how can you NOT attend Christmas?” A good question to ask, because there is no real answer for it. But using the same philosophy I can say “how CAN you attend Christmas?”

What I also don’t understand is how people get pissed off when other say “Happy Holidays.” I find it ethically correct. Even if you are Christian, Christmas and Christmas Eve are two separate Holidays. After that you have the New Years. So by me saying “Happy Holidays” I save myself the trouble of saying “Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.” I will say continue to say “Happy Holidays” and if your Christ-worshiping ass gets mad, you can just fuck right off.


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