Silica gel packets are found in a large variety of items. They are those packets that say “DO NOT EAT” on them if you do not know. Now I don’t see the point of writing that. I found this in my pair of shoes. Obviously the company has to put that in order to prevent a lawsuit. Are people honestly this stupid? Last time I checked food doesn’t fucking come in a shoe box. Why the hell would you even eat something like that. I don’t think small hard balls sound very appetizing. Doing some research I found out that these packets also come in Pepperoni sticks. They apparently prevent the sticks from drying out. Fair enough, but just because it comes in food doesn’t mean you have to eat it. You don’t eat the foil that Poptarts are wrapped in do you?

Now there are a lot of stupid warnings on items. Have you ever tried reading a car manual? That shit will make you laugh your ass off. But even right now, I am looking at a coffee cup and it says “HOT Be Careful.” Oh thanks I didn’t know that coffee is hot, you’ve prevented me from having an accident.

Certain people will always be retarded, there is no changing that. There is no more common sense in our world today. Oh, and WARNING: Reading my blog can cause cancer and heart disease. Do not eat, drink, or swallow blog. Do not use blog to create weapons and or use for terrorist activities. You can’t sue me now bitches.

People’s Choice Awards are by far the most biased shit ever made. There is a huge flaw behind them. Now, why should the “game of the year” be decided by some fag who only played one of the games. You see, the candidates for game of the year will be Metal Gear Solid 4, GTA4, Gears of War 2, LittleBigPlanet, Call of Duty: WaW. But because Gears2 sold the most copies it will get more votes. What’s wrong with that? MGS4 and GTA4 got higher scores from actual reviewers than Gears2 did. I am not saying Gears 2 is not a bad game, but MGS4 totally kicks it’s ass.

These award shows are just popularity contests. At least the nominees are chosen by some people who are at least intelligent, at least that’s what I thought. I saw SpikeTVs nominees today and this was their list:

Best Graphics
Gears of War 2
Fallout 3
LittleBigPlanet
Metal Gear Solid 4

LittleBigPlanet for best graphics?! Are you fucking kidding me? Dispite the fact that the game was amazing, it does not even come close to being a good game graphically. Hell, any game can replace this. Call of Duty would make a decent substitution here. I can assure you people WILL vote for LittleBigPlanet in this category because they like the game. That is just plain stupid.

So the other month I was feeling like a rebellious teen so I decided to watch Zeitgeist, both parts of it actually. Just as I figured it was some dude saying a bunch of bullshit about religion and 9/11. People who watch this claim “it helped them open their eyes.” Which leads me to believe that people are idiots. Religion is bullshit, I don’t need someone to point out reasons on why. Of course, if you believe in the bearded man that’s your problem. I am not a dictator and tell you what to believe, although I would love to be. A couple of Catholic people I talked to who watched Zeitgeist claimed they liked it, except for the Religion part. I bet it sucks to have your beliefs crushed, but that will happen when you are part of the largest religion in North America.

Zeitgeist also introduces a bunch of bullshit ideas that it wants to introduce. The first one is a money free society. While this might be a good idea to those in debt, to me it sounds like a bunch of bullshit. Would you work for the hell of it and not get paid? This today is known as volunteering, and it is pointless. Okay, so you got free energy from the sun to operate your machines, you still need someone to build those machines. There would always be a need for a human somewhere, and humans will not do any work without exchange for something. While some people might work for respect, others will refuse to work for that.

By far, the dumbest thing Zeigteist has introduced is a cross-continental lightrail system. Sure, a brilliant idea, however there’s no way you can build that. If you try and build it on the water, the weather will get in the way. You can’t build it on land because it won’t fucking fit. Underwater? Whirlpools exist, and they’ll fucking destroy your lightrail.

Sure, the ideas that Zeitgeist gives you might be brilliant if you are an artistic fuck or an environmentalist wacko. It is a failed idea obviously, that’s why it wasn’t introduced.

Ah Halloween, another pointless day behind us. Why the hate for Halloween though, what beats free candy? Fuck free candy, fuck the shitty bite sized candy that you eat thousands of to make up for a standard sized bar. It’s not the candy I hate though, it’s how people go out of their way for Halloween, I’m talking about spending money for a costume, decorations, or even the candy to give out. Now you might be one of those hipster fucks who makes their own costume. All that work for one night? You have got to be fucking kidding me.

A lot of people I know went to the Halloween thing at Wonderland, I am not sure how much that cost but I believe someone said something about 66 dollars. Why are you paying 66 dollars for absolute bullshit? OH FUCK, THERE’S A HAUNTED HOUSE, YOU ARE GOING TO SHIT YOUR PANTS. Hey how about you shit your pants at the next statement I make. YOU AREN’T GOING TO SEE A GHOST WHEN YOU GO IN THERE. So me knowing that, I saved my money which I can spend for more useful things, such as a new desk.

Now, in a previous blog I wrote how a bunch of hipster fucks are going to dress as the Joker, and naturally I was right. One entered a best costume contest at our school. Haha, well you can bet that he lost :P It’s not an original idea, although every one who dresses up like him believes that their cool and original. So you enter a contest and see 90 people with the same costume as you. Great job asshole, now go home and write a diary on your Mac.

Halloween is also the time where girls can dress up like cops/maids/nurses or whatever. This usually ends up with the chick looking like a skank. It’s your wildest sex dream come true, and it only happens on Halloween.

Now you might still believe Halloween is cool and all. Just remember, dressing up and giving kids candy on other days would count as child molesting. So don’t do it.