“Analysts say gas prices can rise to 2 dollars a litre by the end of the year.”

Well, today is officially the last day of the year, and gas prices are around 70 cents a litre. Hooray. Not only is it not 2 dollars, but it’s at like a 5 year low.

Also, hooray for 50 blog posts.

Walking around Futureshop today trying to hunt down a Black PSP Bundle (when I finally found it, it turned out the serial numbers on them were invalid. Fucking wankers.) I saw an ad on the PS3s that said “Let us install for only $99″ Wow, 99 dollars for plugging in 3 cables, creating a user ID, and other shit that only takes a second to do. WOW, if people are honestly going to spend 99 bucks on this I could start a company of my own where I do this.

So 2008 is almost over and the year brought lots of stupid shit which we do not need. Let’s begin shall we?

1) Twilight – Honestly, this is just a book written for children. I don’t know why it is getting so much hype out there. In case you are totally oblivious to women, they really enjoy this book especially the ones who are 13-18. The book itself is poorly written with tons of plot holes, however it seems to make chicks horny. One liked it and spread it a whole wave of chicks who just get off (literaly) to vampire sex. Wow, two years ago I would have been a weirdo and creep for acting like a vampire. Now I am suddenly a dreamboat. Hooray, why don’t you go die and sparkle away.

2) Return of 80s – Again, something that a year ago was lame, but now is suddenly cool. By the return of 80s I mean both fashion and music. In the fashion world you see neon coloured hair and clothing. While this itself would make me rage, it suddenly makes wearing Crocs a fashion statement. What the fuck, Crocs are the ugliest shoes ever. 80s music is making a comeback as well, but instead of having good music like Scorpions or Duran Duran. You have a bunch of faggots who try to throw in a synth and add a danceable beat. Way to be “Indie” fags.

3) Rebranding - For some reason a lot of brands this year started rebranding. Starting with the new Bell logo it seemed to start a whole wave of brands saying let’s fucking change it up. Ones I know of/remember are:
Ruffels
Pepsi
Fido
Bell
Nintendo
Telus creating “Koodo”
//The list goes on.
I am guessing it’s because of this whole recession bullshit that brands are trying to do. But spending millions on a new logo isn’t really going to bring in more money.

4) iPhones - The iPhone 3G has finally been released and it now has the title of “the best phone ever.” It’s a decent phone, for a teenager who wants to play games while in a highscool class. For the business market I see it being a full on rage because it can’t do what you want to do exactly. Stop fucking buying Apple products, for some bullshit reason of fitting in. Be an individualistic fuck and buy a phone that not a lot of people have for Christ’s sake.

5) Facebook – Every person, now thinks that Facebook is the only way to reach people. And create groups on Facebook for shit that doesn’t make sense. There should be a fee for creating a Facebook group, there are too many of them and I end up being invited to many of them. “FOR EVERY 100 PEOPLE THAT JOIN THIS GROUP I WILL DONATE $1 TO x” Well fuck you for being an asshole, if you have to get other people, strangers to make you donate money then you are a total faggot. Just donate the money and don’t involve others.

Well, there’s no tell whats going to happen in 2009. 2008 did do some pretty cool things like kill emo (with vampires) and bring me one step closer to my ultimate dream. The return of Power Metal.

So we’re in a recession, oh god. Canada’s economy didn’t increase 5%. Recession, everybody panic and save your money. It’s fucking ridiculous. There can’t be a infinite increase, it has to spot eventually right? Even though our gas price is at a 5 year low, people still claim the economy is shit…

Yet all of you fuckers go out on Boxing Day and spend all your money on TVs and Super Nintendos. Many stores in Toronto reported over a million sales. It is estimated that on Boxing Day stores make 1/4th of their yearly sales. This is a short post, I don’t know what more to say than if we are in a recession then don’t go out and waste your money.

A while ago, I posted how the Wii is for little children. Here is a video that confirms it.
http://www.pwnordie.com/videos/5337c6b1ab/50-kids-happy-to-get-a-nintendo-wii-for-christmas-from-nicksmith

Warning: This video will make your rage. And make you see why Nintendo is so fucking rich.

Youtube Mirror: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXfWlKwuHbw