This is becoming my worst blog month ever. It seems that I have just ran out of shit to talk about. No matter, I have a topic today to write about.

Pets, a lot of us have them. But some of us choose to spend too much time and money on them. Like honestly, your dog doesn’t need a jacket or tiny boots. While it might be adorable, you are treating your dog like an iPod, buying shit it doesn’t need.

About two days ago in the news there was a story on what to do if your dog gets an electric shock and “dies.” The only thing listed was “contact the vet immediately.” Here’s my answer, BURY IT! It’s fucking dead! So what? Are you going to spend a few hundred dollars to try and bring your dog to life? Fuck you, it’s not a person. You can say that you love your dog and everything. But that just proves that you have emotional problems and the best part about your life is your dog.

So last post I mentioned something about Bob’s Game. Yeah I finally got off my ass and decided to write a blog post about it.

I started raging about Bob’s Game a while ago but never bothered to write a blog post about it. Let me explain some of the history of it. This one dude wanted to create a game that he always wanted to play as a kid. It took him 5 years and he apparently made the game. The whole problem came in when Nintendo refused to sell him a SDK (software development kit.) So he can’t release the game on the DS like he originally wanted.

Now this left the guy raging because for him it was 5 years of his life wasted. But it’s all his fucking fault. He started making the game without knowing if he will get the SDK or not. Perhaps he wanted something to present to Nintendo before he got the SDK. After Nintendo refused to sell him a SDK he started a protest/strike where he locked himself up in his room and refused to come out until Nintendo gave him the SDK. He failed at it. He then proceeded to write a long ass speech on how Nintendo doesn’t care about gamers anymore (finally something I agree with him on.) However, it’s a shame this guy didn’t realize this earlier. Sony and Microsoft’s hands are open man, you can probably get a game in the XBLA or the PSNstore. Do it!

This guy is also a total asshole, he wanted to create the game he always wanted to play as a child and is asking other people to pay for it. Hey asshole, why should I pay for a game that was MADE FOR YOU BY YOU. If you make it a free game on the PC go ahead with that. Add a Paypal donation link on your site and you will probably make a buck or two. Maybe then will Nintendo say “oh shit, people actually want this shit” and they will come to YOU. Hell, I’d love to make money from this blog, and I could, hmm.

So originally I was going to post about “Bob’s Game” today but I thought the following subject needed to be covered again.

Today I went to go see Gran Torino, a great movie by Clint Eastwood. It was great and all, a movie that shows you how stereotypes truly are. For those of you who don’t know, Gran Torino is about a man who hates Asians (he fought in the war and all) then “saved” some person’s life by scaring away a gang. That’s all I am going to tell you as it was revealed in the trailer.

So I get home after seeing this movie and want to see what reviewers have to say about it. While visiting the forums I seen MANY posts about how this movie is racist and should not be around in the time of Obama. God fucking damnit? Are you serious?! Sure, the movie does have many racial terms that are offending. But it’s a fucking movie, and if you get into the mind of Eastwood’s character you will know why he acts the way he does.

The people who claimed that the movie was racist stated the following: “there are no positive roles for the Black/Mexicans.” And your point is? This movie is not a microcosm of the world, of course there are good Black and good Mexican people in REAL life. But this movie shows how even a racist man can be a hero. And besides, even his family were a bunch of twats in the movie. There can’t really be more than one protagonist in the movie. Pardon me if it’s a white guy. With that logic I can say GTA: San Andreas is racist because you play as a black guy, and shoot whites.

Fuck what ever it is you’re saying right now. It’s a movie, and is a fictional story. So calm the fuck down.

Fuck bros, bros are for fags. I am tired of listening to your shitty music “oh it’s all about the beat man.” Oh? So how about a melody, rythm or some fucking lyrics?

I have told many people this already. Techno music rips off other techno music, and you’re too stupid to tell. This all started when at work I heard a shitty version of Sandstorm by Darude (I actually like this song, not being a total music basher here.) Hearing this version reminded me that “DJs” like to fuck up songs that other “DJs” ripped off from another “DJ”

Example: Basshunter’s English Dub of DOTA: All I Ever Wanted
Here we have a shitty remix by “DJ Skyslash” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zCjz3_FeZY
The “original” Basshunter version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma2ZhVHqccA
And the ORIGINAL song by Daddy DJ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyH-2amZlWY

Gee, it all fucking sounds alike doesn’t it? So why the hell are 3 people getting fame for one guy’s work? Fuck bros.

So I was watching the New Years Countdown thing in Toronto. It was gay as fuck filled with shitty pop music that went till like the 15 second mark. There was like absolutely no hype for 2009, no suspense. But that’s when I saw a Brazil flag, and I just got pissed off.

First of, you are in Canada fucking wave a Canadian flag.
Secondly, why even bring a flag. New Years is not a time to care about other nations.
And finally, Brazil is in another fucking timezone. So what’s the point of waving it around like a fuck? Show off your country and all on a different time. Something that would be a “CULTURAL HOLIDAY.”