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So I haven’t posted something here for a while. I am not dead, but speaking of being dead it’s about time for another blog post about Heath Ledger. Yes, as wildly predicted Heath Ledger won the Oscar for best supporting role. I was not shocked to see that at all, but it did piss me off.  So they gave a dead guy an award, first time in ever as far as I am aware. So are you happy faggots? THE BEST ACTOR EVER won an award. You must be so proud of him. You should follow in his footsteps and overdose on sleeping pills.

Oh, Heath Ledger apparently directed a music video for Modest Mouse. I have no idea how the fuck he did this, with the handicap of being dead. Fuck Heath Ledger, get a new actor to fuck in the ass.

Yeah, this blog post was a little weak, I just wanted to post the drawing.

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As a gamer, I play a lot of online games. The WORST thing in the online world is when you play with a bunch of kids. I am playing a round of Killzone and all I hear is “I am going to beat the shit out you, you fucking faggot.” Wow, listen up 13 year old, you think that you are anonymous online so you act like a badass. It’s too bad your voice gives out that you are a child. Listen kid, your voice sounds like some guy who’s nuts haven’t dropped yet.

It’s an M-rated game kid, you shouldn’t be playing it. If you ‘fragged the shit’ out of me I don’t care, I don’t spend all my time after school practicing playing the game. Brendan Crisp was a perfect example of this he stopped doing homework, he lost friends, and he skipped to school to play Call of Duty. What happened then? He went out and killed himself. I guess his dad pwned the shit out of him, so much for being an internet badass.

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Ah, a Resident Evil doublepack, two blog posts in a row about Resident Evil, awesome! This one is about the racist part of Resident Evil:                                     . That’s it, nothing. Get it? Resident Evil 5 is not racist. But you see people who say “oh all you see in that game is crazy black people.” Well sure, you do kill a lot of black people, but it is not black people you are shooting. You are shooting zombies, which are black.

If you believe that RE5 is racist then that is your fault. It is not Capcom’s fault that you believe that killing a black guy is in somewhat different than killing a white guy. Killing a white dude should be the same as killing a black guy. But no, these fuckers treat black people differently because they are afraid of them or something.  Hell, I talked to a black guy about Resident Evil, his response was like “oh I read that game was racist, I can’t wait to kill those black people.” Sure this one guy can’t speak for all blacks, but it just shows that people are overreacting.

What’s even dumber is that people still say the game is racist even when the main character is HALF AFRICAN. The game is set in Africa,  it would be weird if there were no black people. It is not in Africa for some random reason either, it’s because the virus originated from there. Another reason people say it’s racist is because that Africa looks like a shit hole. Well look at it in real life, it ain’t a fucking Disney movie.

So as a final statement, stop trying to say something is racist. You moralfags need to stop trying to defend black people, they can do it themselves. Grand Theft Auto: San Sandreas wasn’t racist because you played a black guy and killed white guys. Resident Evil 5 is not racist because whites are killing blacks.

Want an expert’s opinion on this whole thing?
http://www.videogamer.com….resi_5_racism_row.html
Enjoy

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So with Resident Evil 5 just around the corner I thought it would be a great time to write about it. I played the demo, and I fucking love it. The problem is that you have people who complain about the controls. The main reason is that “you can’t run and shoot.” At first I thought “why do people complain about it, all the Resident Evils were like this?” Later a friend mentioned how it was mostly Xbro gamers complaining, and it turned out to be true. I was talking to a friend who owns an Xbox 360 and he was saying how the game was stupid because you can’t run and shoot. I told him that you can’t run and shoot in real life and he was disagreeing, saying that he could. Adding to this he never played any Resident Evils.

So it seems that people who “hate” the controls never played any other Resident Evils. The game is incredibly hyped, and the Xbros are like “oh it must be a good game.” They force themselves to play it for some odd reason and they complain the controls suck. Well sorry bro, not all games will control like Gears of War. You just suck at Resident Evil, learn the controls and stop bitching.

A point I would like to make in addition to it is that people are retarded with controls. As a PS3fag I got Killzone 2, and all I hear is “oh the controls lag, there is a jump delay, etc…” Fucking idiots, there is no LAG! It is an issue of deadzone. The jump is just realistic, sorry there is no INSTA-jump but I dare you to do that in real life. Oh, by the way the deadzone issue has been fixed, and even when it was broken all it took was some getting used to. That’s all you need, is to get used to the fucking controls. It shouldn’t take that long.

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So here’s  my story, I was sitting around and watching the TV. All I see is a commercial for a Mac, not the first time I seen one, but this is the first one where they don’t talk about what the computer can do itself. Instead of saying that it’s better than Windows, Apple went out and said how green it is. The laptop is made from 100% recyclable material, contains no toxic chemicals, and can run on the power of 1/3rd of a light bulb. First of all, the light bulb think is a fucking lie, if it was true than the Mac in theory could have 20+ hours of battery life. That is not the case. Secondly, I don’t care if my computer is recyclable, but I rather care about how it performs.

 You sold me Apple, your target audience is clearly hipsters. At least on the plus side, you can recycle the Mac after buying a new one next year.