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Now Facebook is an awesome tool to keep in touch since people NEVER check their email anymore. However there is something I hate about Facebook: all the groups for a bunch of stupid shit like “Facebook is going to start being a paid site if you don’t join this group.” First of all, Facebook isn’t going to start charging, the reason it is so popular is the fact that it is free. Why the fuck would Facebook start charging and limit the amount of traffic they receive. On the positive side, at least a paid version of Facebook will keep idiots off it.

Secondly, Facebook isn’t going to change it’s mind because of some stupid group. Hell, Facebook groups never changed anything. Remember the “Bring back the old Facebook” issue? Yeah, joining all those groups didn’t do anything. So fuck off and stop inviting me to this shit. Don’t invite me to any groups while you are at it. If I like the group, I will join it myself.

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So every year Apple releases a new version of some iPod. This year they released the next iPod Shuffle. It is now a 1.8″ x 0.7″ piece of shit. How could Apple possibly make a MP3 player so small though?

It’s simple, instead of having the controls on the actual player itself Apple chose to put the controls on the upper part of the earphones. Want to use better headphones? Sorry, you can’t do that without the help of an adapter. Adding to this the controls on the phones aren’t easy to use at all. To play you press the center button once, next track is the centre button twice, and previous track is the centre button thrice. Oh, and believe me, the controls are even worse because they don’t function the way they are supposed to. I pressed the centre button, and the volume was going up. Also when the controls are exposed to water or moisture then it starts doing random things like turning the volume up. If you take it to the gym and start working out then your volume will adjust itself on MAX.

Now, I am not one of those people that says that the shuffle needs a screen, or it’s stupid not to have one. I hardly use the screen on my MP3 player, so why waste battery? But to combat the absence of a screen Apple chose to add a feature called “Voice Over.” If you hold down the centre button eventually you will hear the track name on your headphones. Here’s what I have to say, you put the song on your iPod, wouldn’t you know what the song was anyways? I can listen to 30 seconds of any song my computer and I will tell you what song is what. Now if there is an odd chance that I do not know that the song is why the fuck would I interrupt to with some fucked up voice over to find out what it was called?

Now, with the absence of a screen or controls I would expect amazing battery life. Nope, you only get 10 hours. You get triple that with the iPod Touch. That’s the problem when Apple designs a product with style in mind over performance, it ends up to be piece of total shit. Would that extra inch for a larger battery really make the iPod Shuffle that much worse?  Hell, at least if it was bigger I wouldn’t need to worry about accidentally swallowing  it. I kid you not, this iPod Shuffle is fucking tiny.

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So when you think of Myspace you usually think of stupid emo faggots. Unfortunately Myspace is also the home of talentless fucks who form bands. It seems these bands think that if you have a Myspace then maybe you will somehow make it big in the music industry. Here’s a tip, instead of focusing your attention on designing a Myspace layout why don’t you put your energy into song writing. Just because your band has a few thousand friends on Myspace doesn’t mean that you have any talent. The only people that actually WILL listen to your music are your personal friends. The rest of the world doesn’t give a shit unless you can offer something another band does not. Oh, and just because you won your school’s Battle of the Bands doesn’t mean you’re good either. You’re just the best of the shit tier.

With the internet it seems anybody can suddenly become popular. Here’s a tip, getting a professional DSLR camera doesn’t make you a Photographer and getting Photoshop doesn’t make you a graphic designer. Learn how to use those things and maybe something good will come out of it for you. So stop advertising yourself as if you were a company.

By the way, I am willing to write articles for YOUR website. I charge $50 bucks for each article.

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Ah Pimp My Ride, one the the gayest shows ever. While watching it I always thought to myself WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED A TV IN THE TRUNK? Let me get this straight, you hang around your car so you can watch TV in your car? A TV in the trunk wasn’t the only stupid idea this show had. Below is a list of upgrades they did that are just stupid any pointless.

- A water stream mounted in your car.
- A floor that looks like a basketball court.
- A built in aquarium.
- A ping-pong table.
- A motorized closet

The list goes on, obviously. But why the hell would you need some of this shit? None of this stuff effects the performance of the car. Hell, the only thing I would have changed in my car is the sound system. I don’t need DVD players because I can’t use them while driving, and if I can’t use it while driving then why have it in my car?

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Ah it’s about time I cover potheads. Yes, contrary to whatever they say weed makes you stupid. Let me just get this off my chest right now. Most people just smoke weed to be cool, it’s a whole issue of it being illegal and bad. If weed was legal then less people would do it.  Here are a few examples of some quotes I found on a LEGALIZE WEED group on Facebook.

Joe Strange of Assumption of Catholic Secondary School
if god didn’t like it, he wouldn’t have made it ;)
that’s how i see it hahah :D
There is no god, and just because “god made it” doesn’t mean you should get high off it. You know, I heard people get high off smelling shit (search Jenkem.) Shit is god given too, maybe you should get high off it.

J-Rad Camp of Sudbury, ON
1. weed may be in the body during a car crash, but tests have proven weed makes you a more cautious driver.
Yeah, MY ASS. The point of smoking weed is to make you feel fucked up. The problem with driving while impaired is that YOU THINK that you are driving properly but you aren’t.

Samantha Lee Cowie of M.M. Robinson High School
i think weed should be legal .
…i blaze and im 15
 I guess you really want to fit in at High School. So you only smoke weed because it is cool right?

Michael Stein of Central Technical School
yo ur dumb bro weed does no long term effects 2 ur brainif ur gunna talk shyt bout weed try reading a few books on it instead of listening to all the government bullshyt
Weed certainly isn’t helping YOU at English. Weed DOES have long term effects. How about YOU read some books about shit other than weed and expand your knowledge.

Hunter Racho of Kitchener, ON
i’m curious if weed is a “controlled” substsance then why can i go to my friends house and buy as much as i want, where as i cant buy anything with alcohale in it unless its in a grocery store
You can’t buy alcohol in a grocery store. Maybe if you stopped smoking weed and did something in life you would have known that.

Brendan Smalls Riley of Saunders Secondary School
DECRIMINALIZE. FUCK LEGALIZING.
Fuck paying government taxes.
If you’re in Canada, next election vote NDP. They plan on decriminalizing.
So you are putting the future of Canada in the hands of bunch of idiots. So the priority in your life isn’t to live in a good country, but it’s to get high as often as you can? You do know that the only reason NDP even has it on their agenda is to get votes from faggots like you.

Christine Scharlach of Grand River Collegiate Institute
So, I was just thinking….Who is the government to decide wheather or not weed should be illegal? If we want to smoke it, it should be 100% OK. It’s not effecting them. They arnt getting high. If they dont want to smoke weed then good for them! But these are our own lifes and we should be abale to do what ever we want, within reason!
Gee, maybe because the Government DOES choose whether something should be legal or not. I could say I like killing people but that doesn’t mean I can.

So there you have it, actual opinions of potheads. So it’s not the pot I hate, it’s the people. If you smoke weed once or twice a month good for you. But once you start smoking it everyday and suddenly form this lifestyle out of it then you have a problem. One of the biggest lies I was ever told was “weed isn’t addicting.” Yes, that is why you spend ALL your time either smoking it, talking about smoking it, or reading about smoking it. You suddenly let weed to be the dominate focus in your life. If that is not addiction then I don’t know what is.

Oh, and don’t give me this bullshit that weed has health benefits. You CLEARLY aren’t smoking it because you’re sick.