Archive for May, 2009


Condoms In Your Face

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 by Matt

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Ah Religion, the perfect way to brainwash people into them doing what you want them to do. Religion used to exist because there was no such thing as Science. Now that we do have Science, Religion should be obsolete, but it’s not. Instead Religion is existing along with Science and people just don’t know what to believe anymore.

Take the latest statement from the Pope. “Condoms actually help increase the spread of AIDS.” Wow, really? I know you guys are all pro-life and against stopping birth. But really? Lying to people like that? These people do not know Science, Religion seems like the only answer for them. You went into their country and convinced them to believe in your god. Then you come out and say shit like this. I really hope you feel regretful for this, and if you don’t you are fucking hypocrites.

The church (not just Catholic) can restrict a lot of things. Blood transfusions, medical drugs,  eating certain foods, and even your sexual life. Who is the church to decide things like this? You are dying and need a blood transfusion. There have been incidences where the person refused it, because of their Religion. Seriously? How can you refuse someone the right to live longer? There comes a point where you have to think, and see that maybe your Religion can be wrong, especially when it comes down to your life. Some people believe in Religion so much that no matter what the church will tell them to do, they will do it. This is the first step towards a holy war. 

The church should be totally kept away from the government. We have Catholic schools here and Religion is always thought in them. There are more Catholic schools than public so parents often force the child to go Catholic. There are no major Muslim schools, there are no major Jewish schools. Everything is all about the Catholics.

But what the Church does is just insane. They go out and give the message “spread the word of God to everyone.” They also then give the pro-life policy, they say condoms and abortions are wrong. They also convince the mothers to have as much kids as possible. Everything to make the church have more followers, but why? Most people would say to the church can make all money. That is partly true. The church also tries to take it’s rules and traditions and make them into laws. They try to get as much Catholics as they can in order to elect a President/Prime Minister that is Catholic. What we will have then is the combination of the church and the government. The church then has full control over the country. With that, it can choose to do anything it wants. Sure, people might be against it, but with the majority of the country Catholic there’s a problem.

So the church is after two things, money and total control. The problem is the church takes advantage of the weak and clueless. This is why the church does all these things in the third world countries, to get more followers. Maybe if they start small they can advance to something big.

Just to clarify this, this is not against any belief. But it is aimed at the church. You can believe in what the hell you want, but listening to the church is just stupid. Follow your own heart and mind, don’t let others tell you how you should believe. You could believe in a god, and you can support abortions.

So I went a little off topic with the whole condom issue, but I think we all know what I think about that. Condoms are good, they stop birth and prevent STDs, what more can you want? They even come in flavours, HELL YEAH! This was good for a 100th post wasn’t it?

Alcohol For Everyone

Thursday, May 21st, 2009 by Matt

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The kids today try to act so mature. One of the funniest parts of this is that kids in high school believe that the alcohol age limit should be lowered here in Ontario. The age is 19 here in Ontario and these kids believe that the age should be 18. Yeah, a one year difference isn’t so much, so why not do it?

Well the whole point of a legal age for alcohol is to keep idiots away from it, and here in Canada you can be in high school, and still be 18. The government wants to keep alcohol away from minors because they know that they are going to do something stupid with it. I’ve had a few friends of mine get alcohol poisoning, the funny thing is: they were all under aged. Everyone I know of age is not stupid enough to drink that much and knows how to control themselves. So what, you have to wait till the age of 19 to drink legally. Big fucking deal, it’s not like alcohol is an essential like food or water. Besides, what difference does it make anyways? You will find someone to buy you alcohol anyways.

Lowering the alcohol age has no benefit to any other people. The government is all over 19, so what do they care? They don’t want their kids to drink, they are not going to do something stupid like give kids the ability to drink whenever they want. You can join all the groups you want on Facebook to lower the alcohol age limit. But eventually you will turn 19, and stop caring. So piss off and just wait.

The Great Uniform Gathering

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009 by Matt

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When I look back at high school I see it was all one big popularity contest. Not a new discovery, but still the kids are doing all this shit in order to be popular. I was talking with my friend one day about school uniforms, we ended the conversation right there, because there is too fucking much you can say about this shit. Let me start.

“We should be allowed to wear whatever the hell we want.” Yes, you should, and you are. As long as you are not in school. You could run around your house naked, no one can really stop you. However once you enter the public, you are limited in what you can do. I should be able to walk into a convenience store with no pants. But the store policy is no shoes, no shirt, no service. Fair enough, I follow that rule. Schools are a little more strict on this matter, and why not? The goal of the school is to teach disciple along with knowledge. Follow the rules and you won’t get in trouble. If you don’t like the rules you can always go to a school that doesn’t have uniforms.

“Uniforms take away from our creativity.” May I ask how? The last time I checked creativity comes from what you can do, not on how you look. You can be wearing the worst clothes ever and still be a creative bastard. Sure, you may not have matching colours, or the colour of your shirt doesn’t match your mood. But honestly, how can you say you’re less creative for wearing something you don’t want to. Take an art class and show off that creativity of yours.

“How am I supposed to be unique if we all look the same?” Very good question, maybe by your face, your haircut, and your body. Expensive clothes isn’t everything. A hot chick will always look hot, whether she’s in a uniform, or if she’s not wearing anything at all. By the way, you are forgetting that no one is judging you as everyone else is wearing the same damn thing. No one can say “oh, she dresses like she was from some third world country” as everyone dresses alike. If you need to have expensive clothes to make friends or to be noticed think of this: they noticed your clothes, NOT YOU. Once you are out of school you can dress however the hell you want, and outside school is the only place that matters.

The truth of this whole matter? You are probably going to be wearing some uniform all your life. Want to work at McDonalds? There is a uniform for that. You  want to work in an office or something like that? Formal clothing only. You want to play on a soccer team? Uniform there too. Once you are done with work, you can go home to change and enjoy the nightlife. Besides, I don’t know why any one’s complaining, I thought a Catholic School Girl Uniform was a major turn on.

If you don’t like uniforms, there are always alternatives. You can go to a school without uniforms. You can get a job that accepts casual clothing. Or hell, you can even stay at home and do nothing. No one is forcing you to do anything, you are just forcing yourself by going to that school.

Ghosts Of Asses Past

Friday, May 15th, 2009 by Matt

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Email has pretty much became a thing of the past, no one sends them anymore. Everything is done via Facebook and IMs. So why is it that I still fucking get chain mail in my goddamned email? Who the fuck believes in these things anymore? I thought that  by the age of 16 you should have already learned that none of this shit is real and that nothing will happen to you if you don’t forward a message to all your friends. I have failed to forward all chain mail I got and I am still here, alive. A dead girl did not rise from the ashes and chop off my head. I have no idea how these people think, how will sending a virtual letter stop a ghost from killing you, it’s not like it senses if you sent it or not. Hell, if there even was a such thing as ghosts.  I don’t care if I’ve been hit by the bang bus, or the friendship train or any other stupid bullshit people come up with. I am not forwarding it.

So please, if you take part of this chain mail crap, cut it out and think for a second. Simply press the delete button and you are done!

COPY THIS ARTICLE TO AT LEAST 5 OTHER FRIENDS OR I WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE WITH SOME WD40!

Lady G-G-G-Gagagagaga

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 by Matt

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As I mentioned in the previous post, I hate hearing Poker Face while at McDonalds. I hate hearing Poker Face period. What Lady Gaga is, it’s a stuttering idiot who looks as stupid as she sounds. I have no problem with repetition in music, I enjoy the song Around The World by Daft Punk as a matter of fact. But  stuttering is just stupid. Just because you can’t sing doesn’t mean you shouldn’t speak English either. However this song is still insanely popular, and for what reason? For the shuttering?

Now, I also had the opportunity to watch the music video for this song. I have never laughed so hard in my life. First of all, that haircut is just fucking stupid. It looks like it was done by an 8 year old. Secondly, the video even seems to have a stuttering problem. Next, the dance that Lady Gaga and her dancers do just looks retarded. If you disagree with any of that, watch the video, near the end she does something where she covers her face. I could watch that for hours, and I think I will. Enjoy.
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PS: What the fuck is a disco stick?

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