As I’ve mentioned 4 times before, I hate the Wii. It’s market is filled with “casuals” who play ”games.” Bullshit, we all know the Wii has no games. Nintendo mentioned how there is a rise in female gamers. Arg, female gamers, a group of females who play video games. Now, that isn’t bad but these people go around and brag about it as if they won the lottery. Like holy shit, calm down it’s not like all guys run around and say “I AM A GAMER!”

So I check the Steam Fourms for female gamers “Video Games:Invented by Men & Perfected by Women!!” What the fuck? Are you saying you are some gift to the community. You are just like everyone else, but according to your stats, you suck.

Stop being an attention seeker, just quietly come into the community and stop bragging. Also if you do claim to be a female gamer, then you better not be a fucking casual. Casuals suck.

Usually when I stay online ’til midnight I get a message from some drunk kid. I know I posted about drink kids before, but this is about something else. How many times have you been talking to someone online while they were drunk and you got a bunch of garbled text that looks like this: “imfg sio fkucknng drunkkk rightteee nowwwe.” I’ve got it enough to piss me off. I will just go out and say it right now, stop fucking faking it.

I can be drunk enough to have the room spinning around me and still type perfectly. The reason for this is I don’t exagerate how drunk I am. And if I am REALLY gone I just don’t go on my computer, it is that simple. However, I wouldn’t ever drive when I am that drunk, but on my computer I have something I don’t on my car. A backspace button.

There are a lot of figures of speech which are just stupid but one of the dumbest ones ever is the quote “you can’t have your own cake and eat it too.” Fuck you, if it’s my cake I could eat it. I thought the point of having a cake is to eat it, not to let it sit and not be eaten. Below is a list of other expressions people use that are retarded.

• “I got butterflies in my stomach” The fuck? How did that expression originate?
• “‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c’” – Fuck off, there are hundreds of exceptions, weird huh?

I guess that’s it…

Normally, I would never even think about posting a blog post about a celebrity, but in this case I think it is acceptable because Susan Boyle certainly isn’t a celebrity. What Susan Boyle is some ugly bitch who appeared on a reality TV show and suddenly got too much fame than she deserved. If you haven’t heard about this, here is a brief summary. On “Britain’s Got Talent” there was some ugly ass woman that stepped up and said “she wanted to be a singer.” Simon Cowell (of American Idol) looks at this bitch like she’s the son of Satan, but then she starts singing and the audience cheers for her because her voice was actually good.

But what happened is that I’ve heard people say “she was an eye opener for the media, that you don’t have to look good to be a musician” Now, I agree with this, totally, but why the fuck do people just notice this now? Voice has nothing to do with how you look, you can look like a hairy asshole and have a voice of a god. The majority of the public lives is some fucking bubble which only seems to judge people based on their look. All the music they listen to the artist is “so sexy” and it seems to be all that matters. The funny thing is, most of this pop music is ONLY based on looks, the music sucks total ass.

Now I am not one of these people who say “looks don’t matter, it’s on the inside that matters”. Fuck that shit, looks are pretty important. But if you are a musician you don’t need to look good. However if you are a model, I expect you to look perfect.

Flash forward to today, Susan Boyle was crazy after getting 2nd place. She apparently destroyed her hotel room and ended up in a hospital. She also apparently is going to be touring USA sometime soon. I think people are over reacting to this shit. Susan was never an amazing singer, she was decent. This blog post isn’t to insult her, but rather the people who think she’s such a change from the sexy singers of pop music. Rage.

Throughout the month of May the Tamil people started mass protests in Toronto. They went from blocking University Ave, (one of the main streets in Toronto and one that has 4 hospitals located right beside each other) to blocking the Gardiner Express Way, a highway which thousands of drivers use daily. Was this legal? No, it is against the law to unlawfully block traffic. However with over 10,000 Tamil doing it they couldn’t arrest everyone. Eventually they moved off the highway and they were forced to protest on the in marked areas. On the final days of the Sri Lankan war they decided to all go to  Yonge/Dundas Square and cause traffic there.

Now why are the Tamil even protesting? Well it all goes back to the Sri Lankan civil war, the Tamil wanted to separate from Sri Lanka or something like that and they started a civil war. When their troops started dying they started crying and asking for assistance from other countries to help them. Other countries refused to help them because they saw them as a terrorist group. The Tamil Tigers then claimed that they are not terrorists, bullshit. The Tamil invented the suicide vest, what the fuck is that? What else did they do? Rajiv Gandhi assassination, Central Bank bombing, Palliyagodella massacre, and Dehiwala train bombing.

So in the whole Sri Lankan civil war there were a bunch of civilian casualties, and the Tamil claim “we can’t lose anymore people.” Wait what? The Tamil Tigers are the ones that are killing you. You are exterminating your own people. Stop it right now. Sure it must suck that your family died in some pointless war, but is blocking off the Gardiner going to do anything? Last time I checked when someone close dies, the person often mourns them, not goes off and protests.

But now the civil war is over and the Tamil are protesting to get food sent to their home country. What the fuck? I should send YOU back to your own country. You go off and block roads, make 100 police work watching you guys. Then you ask for food? Maybe if you guys didn’t act like total fucking assholes you might have gotten your wish. But doing stupid shit like that will often get you hated.