Apple fanboys piss me off they claim how their systems are superior over the most fucked up reasons. Let’s post some of them shall we?

The Netbook
Apple fanboys hate netbooks. They say how they are all junk and they can’t run anything. It is true, netbooks are horrible in specs when you compare them to a standard laptop. However netbooks aren’t made for power, they are made for portability. Apple’s definition of portable is a 13.3″ laptop that’s thin. Newsflash Apple, making something thin doesn’t make it portable. Applefags don’t like netbooks because Apple doesn’t offer any. Netbooks are supposed to be a cheap alternative and I can buy one for 300 bucks. How much do you think the cheapest Apple netbook will be?

Customer Service
Applefags also boast how awesome their customer service is. The truth is that their service is only awesome when you decide to buy the Apple Care warranty. I’ve heard people say that if you break your computer and take it to the Apple store they will fix it for you. Great job faggot, I can break my computer and take it to a computer shop and get it fixed as well. Besides, why do so many people use the customer service. I thought Macs never break.

“Gigabit Ethernet”
I’ve heard a lot of Applefags boasting how awesome their gigabit ethernet is. I bet you most of these fags don’t even have a gigabit network. In order to have a real gigabit network you must have: a gigabit router/switch, and another gigabit compatible computer. If you only have one Mac with the gigabit, then your internet speed won’t magically increase. That’s like connecting a Bluray player to a old CRT TV and expecting to get a real HD signal.

Bootcamp
The last thing that pisses me off is this whole bootcamp shit. “Oh Macs can run bootcamp, you get the best of both worlds.” Yeah, if your OS X was such a perfect operating system then you wouldn’t need this stupid boot camp shit. Why doesn’t Microsoft allow OS X to run on Windows? It’s not Microsoft that doesn’t want it, it’s Apple that doesn’t want OS X on the Windows machines. Faggots.

I remember whenever I’d watch Maury there would be some parent on it who’s kid was into drugs and fucking random gang members. Then you’d hear the parent say “I had no idea this was going on.” The parent saying that makes me question the stupidity of the parent. If your kid is going out and coming back at 5AM smelling like cigarettes and lube then chances are she’s a whore.

Parents do nothing to prevent this either. I remember being on a beach once and seeing some kid run around naked, later that night the mother talks about how sick child molesters are. Anyone else see the humour in that? That’s like complaining how much your house gets robbed when you leave the door open. You’re not doing anything to prevent it. You let your son run around naked unsupervised, fuck you give him some pants, I don’t want to see that shit.

Speaking about hypocrisy in parents, not a long time ago, I wrote a post about Oprah and child porn. Well parents who complain about child porn, I bet of you most of you who complain have naked pictures of your own son. You know, those “baby pictures.” You think it’s sick when people have naked pictures of kids? So should you, bitch.

So my point here is if you don’t want your kids to get abused, pay attention to your kids.

A while back ago I spoke about hybrid cards and recyclable Macs. It’s time to return to return to the topic of greenfags.

So in Toronto most stores now charge 5 cents if you want a plastic bag. This is supposed to stop people from buying the plastic bags and instead buy the 50 cent recyclable bag. I personally think this is a joke. When I go to a store I won’t walk around with an empty bag  just because I might buy something. And if I do, I’d rather pay 5 cents than carry around a bag. Say I go to Best Buy and buy a DVD and it costs 15.20 after taxes. I am paying with a 20 dollar bill, a 5 cent fee won’t make me second guess getting a bag. I’ve seen some people carry these recyclable bags to grocery stores and I have no idea how they fit all their food in there, I would need like 3 of them. Another thing is you can just reuse the plastic bags if you are really that cheap.

Speaking of recycling, how come so many electronics suddenly became so eco friendly. “Oh you can recycle this cellphone after you are done with it.” Fuck, why pay the extra money just to recycle it when you don’t even have to throw it out. Done with your old cellphone? Give it to your parents or friends, you don’t have to throw it out.

Next up the government of Ontario recently announced that they are offering hybrid car buyers a $10,000 rebate. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? We are currently in a recession and the government has money to spend on this crap?

Now, apparently I am evil because I don’t bus to work or school and I take my car and I don’t carpool. Fuck you, it is inconvenient for me to take a bus. It would take me forever to get to school in a bus, so a car is much faster. Now the subway is a great way to travel because you are never stuck in traffic, but the subway is not everywhere. Also I don’t carpool because  no one in my area goes to the same place as me. If it’s convenient for you to carpool then you fucking do it, but it’s not for me so don’t force me to.

The final topic I am going to cover is something I read on some green website. According to some universities, birth control pills have some negative effect on fish! Yes, apparently the birth control pills women take winds up in our lakes after women piss it out. This estrogen then effects the fish by “feminizing” them. One person discovered that there were eggs inside the male fish. Fucking bullshit, if I start taking birth control pills I won’t magically grow ovaries and start bleeding every month. One team spent 2 years spiking the lake with estrogen, this was their proof. Excuse me, it wasn’t the birth control pills that did released estrogen, YOU SPIKED IT YOURSELF! THAT’S YOUR FUCKING STUDY? Where’s the control? No where in the article did it mention that the estrogen actually comes from birth control. The same article mentioned that “there are other foods that contain estrogen.” Yeah faggots, really good experiments.

There is one thing I could never understand, and that is drug commercials. You have a commercial going on your TV that is the following:

You see some guy walking down a beaching jumping and smiling. Then you hear the announcer say something like:
“Are your conditions effecting those around you? Are you not getting the most of your life? x might be right for you. Ask your doctor about x.”

So I am just sitting there wondering that the fuck could they be advertising. I would end up going to the doctor fucking asking him about estrogen pills. I thought the point of a commercial is to advertise a product effectively. So if you are doing a commercial for hair loss you say “Are you suffering from hair loss” not ignore the what the drug is meant to fix. Like what the fuck, I don’t know what you are advertising how the fuck am I supposed to buy it.

I hate it when people misuse the word “irony.” It mostly happened back when I was back in high school but apparently some people still didn’t learn. So here is a quick lesson.

Verbal irony: Saying something but meaning the opposite, a form of sarcasm. Saying “Nice day” when it’s raining.
Dramatic irony: When the audience knows something the character of the movie does not. In ’Romeo & Juliet’, the audience knows that Juliet has been poisoned. Not Romeo.

So no it’s not ironic that there was a president called Gerald Ford and Abraham Lincoln.