9/10 Doctors Recommend Suicide

July 17th, 2009 by Matt

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There is one thing I could never understand, and that is drug commercials. You have a commercial going on your TV that is the following:

You see some guy walking down a beaching jumping and smiling. Then you hear the announcer say something like:
“Are your conditions effecting those around you? Are you not getting the most of your life? x might be right for you. Ask your doctor about x.”

So I am just sitting there wondering that the fuck could they be advertising. I would end up going to the doctor fucking asking him about estrogen pills. I thought the point of a commercial is to advertise a product effectively. So if you are doing a commercial for hair loss you say “Are you suffering from hair loss” not ignore the what the drug is meant to fix. Like what the fuck, I don’t know what you are advertising how the fuck am I supposed to buy it.

2 Responses to “9/10 Doctors Recommend Suicide”

  1. Mike Crain Says:

    I also like how drug commercials are like two or three minutes long and during the most of those two or three minutes they list off nothing but side effects. It’s almost like you end up having more problems taking it than you did before you took it.

  2. Matt Says:

    I remember once I heard “side effects may include anal leakage” so I was like wait, what the fuck does that mean?

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