Look above, after sending my iPod in for repairs back in 2006/2007 I started getting emails from Apple such as “GET THE PERFECT GIFT” and so on. The last one I got was “get your Valentine an iPod nano.” Great job fuckwhats, I did that last year when you sent me the same email. Shit, everyone I know already has an iPod, why the hell do they need a second one? Below is an example of what will probably happen if I give someone an iPod for Valentines Day.

Her: “Oh Matt you got me an iPod, that’s so sweet of you.”
While meanwhile she’s thinking “fuck, he got me an iPod last year, and my parents got me one for Christmas, what do I say to not hurt his feelings?”
Me: “Don’t mention it.”
Her: “Here, I got you this”
You open it, and it’s a fucking iPod.

Great, let us all give iPods to ourselves so we can have multiples and trade them like Pokemon cards. Fuck you for ruining my Christmas Apple.