Apple fanboys piss me off they claim how their systems are superior over the most fucked up reasons. Let’s post some of them shall we?

The Netbook
Apple fanboys hate netbooks. They say how they are all junk and they can’t run anything. It is true, netbooks are horrible in specs when you compare them to a standard laptop. However netbooks aren’t made for power, they are made for portability. Apple’s definition of portable is a 13.3″ laptop that’s thin. Newsflash Apple, making something thin doesn’t make it portable. Applefags don’t like netbooks because Apple doesn’t offer any. Netbooks are supposed to be a cheap alternative and I can buy one for 300 bucks. How much do you think the cheapest Apple netbook will be?

Customer Service
Applefags also boast how awesome their customer service is. The truth is that their service is only awesome when you decide to buy the Apple Care warranty. I’ve heard people say that if you break your computer and take it to the Apple store they will fix it for you. Great job faggot, I can break my computer and take it to a computer shop and get it fixed as well. Besides, why do so many people use the customer service. I thought Macs never break.

“Gigabit Ethernet”
I’ve heard a lot of Applefags boasting how awesome their gigabit ethernet is. I bet you most of these fags don’t even have a gigabit network. In order to have a real gigabit network you must have: a gigabit router/switch, and another gigabit compatible computer. If you only have one Mac with the gigabit, then your internet speed won’t magically increase. That’s like connecting a Bluray player to a old CRT TV and expecting to get a real HD signal.

Bootcamp
The last thing that pisses me off is this whole bootcamp shit. “Oh Macs can run bootcamp, you get the best of both worlds.” Yeah, if your OS X was such a perfect operating system then you wouldn’t need this stupid boot camp shit. Why doesn’t Microsoft allow OS X to run on Windows? It’s not Microsoft that doesn’t want it, it’s Apple that doesn’t want OS X on the Windows machines. Faggots.

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So every year Apple releases a new version of some iPod. This year they released the next iPod Shuffle. It is now a 1.8″ x 0.7″ piece of shit. How could Apple possibly make a MP3 player so small though?

It’s simple, instead of having the controls on the actual player itself Apple chose to put the controls on the upper part of the earphones. Want to use better headphones? Sorry, you can’t do that without the help of an adapter. Adding to this the controls on the phones aren’t easy to use at all. To play you press the center button once, next track is the centre button twice, and previous track is the centre button thrice. Oh, and believe me, the controls are even worse because they don’t function the way they are supposed to. I pressed the centre button, and the volume was going up. Also when the controls are exposed to water or moisture then it starts doing random things like turning the volume up. If you take it to the gym and start working out then your volume will adjust itself on MAX.

Now, I am not one of those people that says that the shuffle needs a screen, or it’s stupid not to have one. I hardly use the screen on my MP3 player, so why waste battery? But to combat the absence of a screen Apple chose to add a feature called “Voice Over.” If you hold down the centre button eventually you will hear the track name on your headphones. Here’s what I have to say, you put the song on your iPod, wouldn’t you know what the song was anyways? I can listen to 30 seconds of any song my computer and I will tell you what song is what. Now if there is an odd chance that I do not know that the song is why the fuck would I interrupt to with some fucked up voice over to find out what it was called?

Now, with the absence of a screen or controls I would expect amazing battery life. Nope, you only get 10 hours. You get triple that with the iPod Touch. That’s the problem when Apple designs a product with style in mind over performance, it ends up to be piece of total shit. Would that extra inch for a larger battery really make the iPod Shuffle that much worse?  Hell, at least if it was bigger I wouldn’t need to worry about accidentally swallowing  it. I kid you not, this iPod Shuffle is fucking tiny.

Three music related posts in a row, I must be feeling really creative.

So I’ve been told after I posted my last blog “all you listen to is Power Metal.” Yes, that’s true, I listen to a lot of power metal. But at least my music collection has nearly complete discographies! I have fucked around with a lot of iPods and I am sick of seeing people only have 2 or 3 songs by a particular artist. As I mentioned before, I hate the age of “singles” because a band releases a full album, and you only get ONE song instead of them all! Here I have a screenshot of my music collection

Yes, you do see a lot of Helloween, but when organized by title it is all clean and nice. About three years back I got told “you don’t have alot of songs on your iPod (they were looking at artists at the time.) Bullshit, I have more than you, except I have discographies instead of just one song. So I have 80 songs under one band instead of just one. I actually then looked through their iPods and saw this:
Greenday
Green Day
Gob
G.O.B
System of a Down
System of the down
SOAD

Well that’s why my iPod doesn’t look like it has a lot of stuff, it doesn’t fucking have duplicates. Take the fucking time to organize your iPod instead of having it a mess. I will admit it again, I do not have a large variety of music. But the music on my computer/PSP/MP3 Player is shit I want to listen to. I don’t ‘hold’ music for a friend “you’d be suprised how much times I heard that excuse for asking why a person has a certain song.

On a slightly related note, why do people have 80GB iPods when they don’t even use it as a portable HDD? To watch movies they say, I say have fun watching your movies on a 1 inch screen.

There we go, I have reached 60 blog posts. that’s about 6 months of bloggin. I feel like a true hipster fuck now. Upcoming blog posts include today’s music industry and being “random.” I’m going to bed now.

Look above, after sending my iPod in for repairs back in 2006/2007 I started getting emails from Apple such as “GET THE PERFECT GIFT” and so on. The last one I got was “get your Valentine an iPod nano.” Great job fuckwhats, I did that last year when you sent me the same email. Shit, everyone I know already has an iPod, why the hell do they need a second one? Below is an example of what will probably happen if I give someone an iPod for Valentines Day.

Her: “Oh Matt you got me an iPod, that’s so sweet of you.”
While meanwhile she’s thinking “fuck, he got me an iPod last year, and my parents got me one for Christmas, what do I say to not hurt his feelings?”
Me: “Don’t mention it.”
Her: “Here, I got you this”
You open it, and it’s a fucking iPod.

Great, let us all give iPods to ourselves so we can have multiples and trade them like Pokemon cards. Fuck you for ruining my Christmas Apple.