As I’ve mentioned 4 times before, I hate the Wii. It’s market is filled with “casuals” who play ”games.” Bullshit, we all know the Wii has no games. Nintendo mentioned how there is a rise in female gamers. Arg, female gamers, a group of females who play video games. Now, that isn’t bad but these people go around and brag about it as if they won the lottery. Like holy shit, calm down it’s not like all guys run around and say “I AM A GAMER!”

So I check the Steam Fourms for female gamers “Video Games:Invented by Men & Perfected by Women!!” What the fuck? Are you saying you are some gift to the community. You are just like everyone else, but according to your stats, you suck.

Stop being an attention seeker, just quietly come into the community and stop bragging. Also if you do claim to be a female gamer, then you better not be a fucking casual. Casuals suck.

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So as the drawing states, today I went to school and decided to terrorize everyone. So I decided to do this videogame style. So I entered the school and suddenly got a random battle sequence. I was there facing 3 armoured enemies and we decided to use turn-based combat. I was outnumbered, I could not win. I was close to dying but then I had a potion in my inventory so I used it. I then defeated all the enemies, the battle was over and the victory fanfare played.

The above paragraph sounds pretty stupid doesn’t it? Well to some parents it might just show my insanity. In case you can’t tell what I am talking about, I am talking about relating school shootings to videogames. So suddenly killing terrorists by clicking a mouse is the same as firing a gun at real people. Video games offer a player the ability to do a lot of shit they are not able to do in real life. You will never get the chance to kill space Nazis in real life.

The reason videogames get blamed for all this crap is because parents don’t understand them. It’s easy to blame something you don’t understand. Remember how Evils was the music of the devil? Or how Mark David Chapman killed John Lennon because of Catcher in the Rye? People blamed that stuff because they didn’t understand it. Now what? We look at that now and we think it’s a joke.

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So we all play M-rated games. When we play them we expect blood, sexual content, and coarse language. It’s awesome, but recently I was playing some Counter-Strike and some killed me. I responded “you fucking  bastard” and I got kicked for swearing. I was really confused, I was playing an M-rated game, with an ESRB warning that said “content may change while playing online.” So people get offended when I swear, but they shoot others in the head with blood flying everywhere. It’s pretty stupid. There’s even Christian CS servers, it was really fun running around and saying “god doesn’t exist” but why the hell are Christians even playing CS?

That’s even more stupid is the whole Grand Theft Auto Hot Coffee issue. Basically there was a hidden part of the game that you can have sex with your dates. You don’t see any body parts or anything, but it still made headline news and Rockstar even had a program in which they paid you if got offended because of that scene. Parents were saying “oh I had no idea this scene was in the game, if I knew this game had sex, I wouldn’t have bought it for my son.” So I ask the question, WHY THE HELL DID YOU BUY YOUR SON GTA ANYWAYS? It’s a game about killing and killing. One little thing like a sex scene and you fucking go crazy.

The point of the article is it’s an M-rated game, grow some balls and stop being offended with everything. After all the game is rated M for MATURE. You are hardly mature if you cry like you do.

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As a gamer, I play a lot of online games. The WORST thing in the online world is when you play with a bunch of kids. I am playing a round of Killzone and all I hear is “I am going to beat the shit out you, you fucking faggot.” Wow, listen up 13 year old, you think that you are anonymous online so you act like a badass. It’s too bad your voice gives out that you are a child. Listen kid, your voice sounds like some guy who’s nuts haven’t dropped yet.

It’s an M-rated game kid, you shouldn’t be playing it. If you ‘fragged the shit’ out of me I don’t care, I don’t spend all my time after school practicing playing the game. Brendan Crisp was a perfect example of this he stopped doing homework, he lost friends, and he skipped to school to play Call of Duty. What happened then? He went out and killed himself. I guess his dad pwned the shit out of him, so much for being an internet badass.

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Ah, a Resident Evil doublepack, two blog posts in a row about Resident Evil, awesome! This one is about the racist part of Resident Evil:                                     . That’s it, nothing. Get it? Resident Evil 5 is not racist. But you see people who say “oh all you see in that game is crazy black people.” Well sure, you do kill a lot of black people, but it is not black people you are shooting. You are shooting zombies, which are black.

If you believe that RE5 is racist then that is your fault. It is not Capcom’s fault that you believe that killing a black guy is in somewhat different than killing a white guy. Killing a white dude should be the same as killing a black guy. But no, these fuckers treat black people differently because they are afraid of them or something.  Hell, I talked to a black guy about Resident Evil, his response was like “oh I read that game was racist, I can’t wait to kill those black people.” Sure this one guy can’t speak for all blacks, but it just shows that people are overreacting.

What’s even dumber is that people still say the game is racist even when the main character is HALF AFRICAN. The game is set in Africa,  it would be weird if there were no black people. It is not in Africa for some random reason either, it’s because the virus originated from there. Another reason people say it’s racist is because that Africa looks like a shit hole. Well look at it in real life, it ain’t a fucking Disney movie.

So as a final statement, stop trying to say something is racist. You moralfags need to stop trying to defend black people, they can do it themselves. Grand Theft Auto: San Sandreas wasn’t racist because you played a black guy and killed white guys. Resident Evil 5 is not racist because whites are killing blacks.

Want an expert’s opinion on this whole thing?
http://www.videogamer.com….resi_5_racism_row.html
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