Music


Lady G-G-G-Gagagagaga

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 by Matt

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As I mentioned in the previous post, I hate hearing Poker Face while at McDonalds. I hate hearing Poker Face period. What Lady Gaga is, it’s a stuttering idiot who looks as stupid as she sounds. I have no problem with repetition in music, I enjoy the song Around The World by Daft Punk as a matter of fact. But  stuttering is just stupid. Just because you can’t sing doesn’t mean you shouldn’t speak English either. However this song is still insanely popular, and for what reason? For the shuttering?

Now, I also had the opportunity to watch the music video for this song. I have never laughed so hard in my life. First of all, that haircut is just fucking stupid. It looks like it was done by an 8 year old. Secondly, the video even seems to have a stuttering problem. Next, the dance that Lady Gaga and her dancers do just looks retarded. If you disagree with any of that, watch the video, near the end she does something where she covers her face. I could watch that for hours, and I think I will. Enjoy.
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PS: What the fuck is a disco stick?

MusicBASS+LOL++++

Monday, May 11th, 2009 by Matt

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I miss the days of old cell phones. You know, back in the day where you didn’t have a MP3 Player on it. It seems like I can’t go anywhere without hearing some douchebag listen to his favorite song on the phones shitty speakers. What’s worse is when the dude set the song as the ringtone, but doesn’t adjust the volume of the song or anything so it comes out as a distorted piece of crap. No thanks, I don’t want to hear Pokerface when I am at McDonalds buying a cheeseburger, so don’t play it. Want to know what my ringtone is? Vibrate + Office Ring, I don’t need to show off my personality in my ringtone.

While I am on the subject of shitty sound quality, if you are in a car, don’t put the music on full. Please, I am not in your car and I can even hear the distortion. If you get a better sound system, then MAYBE you can do it, but for now you can’t. Oh, and definately don’t do it when you are listening to the radio, because static sucks. I was at Futureshop one day and went to the speaker section. The speakers were all hook up the a radio, playing a staticy radio station. I thought to myself, they want to sell the speakers, wouldn’t they show them off by maybe giving something that has GOOD sound quality? I guess not, people still bought the speakers, just because they were cheap and on sale.

Another note about sound, why is it that everything is about the bass? I bought an MP3 player and it has a button I press and it increases the bass. A fucking dedicated button for that! Is bass really that important? I like to listen to my music the way it was recorded, not with some bass increasing shit that kills the treble part of the song. Maybe I am just listening to the wrong genre, but if the point of bass is to feel it then why the hell is it in earbuds. Earbuds can’t shake the floor, but a great subwoofer sure can.

Indie Rock Sucks

Tuesday, May 5th, 2009 by Matt

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Ah indiefags. Our latest and most hip music is called indie. You know, short for independent. How can there be an “independent” sound? I can go out and make a metal album in my friends studio. The album was made independently but it’s not the same as indie music. What indie music is, it’s hipster music. People want to be different and not listen to bands that are “big” and signed under large record labels. Hipsters like to listen to stuff that’s uncool and what’s not the norm. Too bad indie music is so fucking popular that I hear it every fucking day.

Let’s look at Kaiser Chiefs, they are signed under MCA Music also known as the Universal Music Group. How does that make them indie?

So instead of being “indie” why don’t you give yourself a proper music genre, like pop-rock or NWOFES (New Wave Of Faggy Emo Shit.)

What’s Wrong With The Music Industry

Friday, February 27th, 2009 by Matt

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Oh music, how much time I waste listening to it. Hours of listening, and hours of analyzing. I have come to several items that is killing music.

First is piracy, people downloading songs is totally destroying sales. People no longer buy CDs and instead just download songs. People hear a song on the radio and instead of supporting the artist and buying the CD they fucking download the song. A common argument against this is “I don’t want to pay for a whole CD when I just want one song.” Well there is your fucking problem, listen to the full album, you will probably enjoy it if you like the band. That logic is fucked beyond belief. I can say I can’t afford a Ferrari, but that doesn’t give me the right to go ahead and steal one. Because of piracy, the record labels increase the cost of the CD, which actually makes less people buy it. It’s a stupid strategy but the label has to pay the band somehow.

Even legal downloading is killing music a bit. Artwork is no longer needed, people wouldn’t just sit around and look at a picture in their fucking iTunes but they would look at the CD when they put it in their CD player or whatever. Concept albums wouldn’t work online, it’s like listening to one Pink Floyd song from The Wall and not listen to the entire thing, it’s fucking pointless. Song running orders also don’t work, forget the songs that flow into each other. You are just going to listen to what you like, instead of being exposed to new music.

Next problem is the radio. Yes, the source of the problem is the place music comes from. The main problem with the radio is that it plays stuff that people WANT to hear, otherwise it would have no profit. But playing stuff that people WANT to hear limits the variety of stuff that people DO hear. Sometimes when I actually do listen to the radio, I hear the same song twice, about 20 minutes apart. Large variety of music my ass. All that plays is the same shit over and over again. I used to listen to The Edge 102.1 live at clubs. Then I noticed they play the exact same songs on those nights, except in different order. That is essentially what the radio is, a random playlist of songs that you already heard. If you are like me, you don’t even like pop, and you wish that you heard some metal on the radio.

The next point is singles, in order to make money bands have to release a song that people will be exposed to and be played on the radio. This is known as a single and most of the time it is the most generic song on the album. Now singles are good to introduce someone to a band but chances are that the single sounds totally different than the rest of the album (unless it is Dragonforce.) Bands, also sometimes concentrate too much time and energy into making a single instead of making the rest of the album good. Once again this is because of piracy, if a band can make you love one of their songs, then maybe you will actually BUY their album.

Next is people being worried about their popularity, these people are known as hipsters. They are worried about their musical taste being made fun of so they listen to whatever is popular. Therefore the bands that are already on the top 40 become even more popular while bands that are unpopular become ignored. Some of the bands I like actually skip Toronto, and the general area due to a lack of popularity.  While they sell out shows in Europe. The problem is not the band sucking, it’s Europe’s open mind about music.

The last thing is people being genre fags. As soon as something is a different genre than what people are used to, they dismiss it. I love metal, but I have to admit that there are good rap, techno, or even pop songs. I find that metalheads complain about genres a lot. “Oh, I don’t like Metallica’s new album because it is not brutal enough.” Fuck, just because Metallica doesn’t sing about Satan and use excessive distortion doesn’t mean it’s not a good album. I guess if you want the same shit over and over again you should listen to Dragonforce.

And that, is my 70th blog post. Enjoy.

Kid Rock Is A Cock

Friday, February 6th, 2009 by Matt

So all of us probably heard the song “All Summer Long” by now. You should have, it was a huge success and sold a shit ton. Surely you recognized riffs from Sweet Home Alabama, and maybe you do know the song Werewolves of London. Kid Rock managed to combine these two songs into one, and make profit for himself.

I wish I could cover Lynyrd Skynyrd and sell a million CDs. But that is not really realistic. So how the fuck did this guy pull it off? Are people blind to the fact that the only reason his song sounds decent is because of OTHER ARTISTS works? Sampling music is pretty lousy. If anyone can go back and remember the song Butterfly by Crazy Town that song fully consisted of a sample of “Pretty Little Ditty” by Red Hot Chili Peppers. Then there’s the whole Under Pressure vs. Vanilla Ice deal.
 
Sampling can be a pretty good thing, when you sample a line from a movie or TV show. Because then you are converting something that’s not music TO music. If you sample another song, you are using their music in place of your own.
 
By the way, if you are asking if I like any songs that have samples. The answer is yes, surprisingly. Helloween’s Occasion Avenue starts off with a person flipping through radio stations. The songs you hear, are Helloween’s old songs.
 
I am looking at you. Kid Rock…
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