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So we all play M-rated games. When we play them we expect blood, sexual content, and coarse language. It’s awesome, but recently I was playing some Counter-Strike and some killed me. I responded “you fucking  bastard” and I got kicked for swearing. I was really confused, I was playing an M-rated game, with an ESRB warning that said “content may change while playing online.” So people get offended when I swear, but they shoot others in the head with blood flying everywhere. It’s pretty stupid. There’s even Christian CS servers, it was really fun running around and saying “god doesn’t exist” but why the hell are Christians even playing CS?

That’s even more stupid is the whole Grand Theft Auto Hot Coffee issue. Basically there was a hidden part of the game that you can have sex with your dates. You don’t see any body parts or anything, but it still made headline news and Rockstar even had a program in which they paid you if got offended because of that scene. Parents were saying “oh I had no idea this scene was in the game, if I knew this game had sex, I wouldn’t have bought it for my son.” So I ask the question, WHY THE HELL DID YOU BUY YOUR SON GTA ANYWAYS? It’s a game about killing and killing. One little thing like a sex scene and you fucking go crazy.

The point of the article is it’s an M-rated game, grow some balls and stop being offended with everything. After all the game is rated M for MATURE. You are hardly mature if you cry like you do.