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Cars have been around for a while right now. They’ve come a long way since the Ford Model Ts, hell who would have thought that we could one day actually go over 100km/h? This is not going to be a rant about the American auto industry. I bet you’re already tired of hearing about that. This rant is about Hybrid cars, and how they suck.

The first point is that owning a Hybrid car suddenly became a fashion statement. Buying a Hybrid now is like buying a Mac, people only do it for style points. Remember how getting a Corvette or something a while ago meant you have a small penis? Well it is kind of the same thing right now for Hybrid cars. So you have a Hybrid car? Good for you, I am sure that thing will be a pussy magnet, while YOU still won’t be.

The next point is the whole “I am helping the environment” aspect is total bullshit. What, you think that you are better than me because your car uses less gas? Suck my ass, at the end of the day nothing changed. The temperature is still the same, the environment hasn’t changed just because you bought a Hybrid. The only thing that has changed is the fact that you are acting like a total asshole believing you are superior than the rest of the world. Newsflash buddy, you are still driving a car. You have got to love the car companies. They have finally found a way to make money off you environmentalists. Feel happy that you are not using the earth’s precious oil? Try searching for some of the rare materials needed to make a hybrid.

I can go ahead and say this right now. Hybrid cars suck! Why do you think they don’t use them for racing or even for the police? Well, this might be shocking for you but it’s because they are slow and not powerful at all. Enjoy your shitty car. You environmentalists should just fuck off and walk to work because the bus, the subway, and even making your bike all takes up energy.