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So here’s  my story, I was sitting around and watching the TV. All I see is a commercial for a Mac, not the first time I seen one, but this is the first one where they don’t talk about what the computer can do itself. Instead of saying that it’s better than Windows, Apple went out and said how green it is. The laptop is made from 100% recyclable material, contains no toxic chemicals, and can run on the power of 1/3rd of a light bulb. First of all, the light bulb think is a fucking lie, if it was true than the Mac in theory could have 20+ hours of battery life. That is not the case. Secondly, I don’t care if my computer is recyclable, but I rather care about how it performs.

 You sold me Apple, your target audience is clearly hipsters. At least on the plus side, you can recycle the Mac after buying a new one next year.