As I promised before, a rant on how much I hate summer.

When I talk to a lot of my friends on why they love summer the first answer I usually get is “no school” well that’s a pretty good fucking excuse when you are in school, but then it’s not the summer you are looking forward to, it’s the vacation. When you get older and graduate from school this reason will be totally pointless as you’ll be working and not doing shit all with your summer.

Another reason I commonly get is that it’s warm out. Well shit, I hate heat. When it’s cold you can always put on a jacket or an extra sweater. What the hell are you supposed to do when you are sweating your ass off and you are already naked. You can’t fucking rip off your skin. Hell, you can probably turn on your AC and say “damn, it’s so cold in my house” but remember how much you’re paying for that. In the winter I never have my heating on, why should I have my AC on in the summer?

Bugs are another reason I hate summer. I am lying down on my bed and all I hear is Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Mosquitoes flying around your face and biting you all over. Then you scratch yourself and you look like an idiot. Flies, spiders, ants walking all over your food. Yeah there spray to protect yourself but it doesn’t fucking work. They still land on you and fucking bite you. Yeah great!

Cancer has been a really hot topic lately. And guess what, the sun casts it’s UV rays on you like you are popcorn in a microwave. Yeah great, I don’t wanna fucking turn red and peel like an onion. You know, because that’s really attractive.

In short:
1) Pointless
2) Too hot
3) Insects
4) Cancer