I Listen To Everything

January 29th, 2009 by Matt

Being a bastard who listens to music a shit ton, I would classify myself as knowing a lot about music. I hate a lot of genres and the list of stuff I like is actually quite limited. So why the fuck do people say “I listen to everything.” I will just say it right here, no you fucking don’t. Below are some genres you probably never heard of
Power Metal
Symphonic Metal
Speed Metal
J-Pop
Progressive
Jazz Fusion
Neo-classical
Celtic
Alternative Folk Rock
Baroque
…etc

I could go on for hours. But listening random music genres did not make me this way. Most commonly, when I hear people say “I listen to everything” they mean everything on the radio, because they don’t know that any other music exists. Singles, and hit music is created for the majority of the public to like it. It follows a simple formula which is repeated throughout most of the songs out there. So when you say you enjoy the song on the top40 I have to say NO SHIT, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT.

What’s even worse is when people say “I listen to everything, except country.” Bullshit, you listen to Nickleback. Now fuck off.

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