Another year another pointless time to list things. I did a “fads of 2008″ post last year, but this year I can’t find any new ones. It seems like the shit just carried over from last year. Anyways, I guess this means I will write about the “Top news stories OF ALL TIME (of 2009)”

1. The Economy
Oh yes, we are still talking about the recession. Even though it was declared as being over. Well it’s not. People still claim that the economy is rough. Bullshit. If people were spending more money then there would be more money circulating. Which means more jobs. I can’t believe this shit isn’t over yet.

2. First Black President
In all honesty this is no surprise at all. It was either a black dude or a white chick. I guess people chose a black guy because they didn’t want menopausal mood swings making stupid decisions.

3. Swine Flu
My god, it’s just like the regular flu. Except this one causes less deaths a year. I remember hearing how the seasonal flu kills 20,000 a year in Canada. Swine flu deaths were below 20.

4. Michael Jackson Dies
Oh big fucking deal, people die all the time. But this is the only time when I saw all the hate for Michael Jackson disappear. He was no longer the accused child molester he once was. No, now Michael was the man who changed music forever. Make up your fucking mind people. And besides, MJ wasn’t the only person who died. The following people did too

• Brittany Murphy
• Billy Mays
• Les Paul
• Patrick Swayze

That’s all for this year folks. Stay here for another year of Rage.