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Email has pretty much became a thing of the past, no one sends them anymore. Everything is done via Facebook and IMs. So why is it that I still fucking get chain mail in my goddamned email? Who the fuck believes in these things anymore? I thought that  by the age of 16 you should have already learned that none of this shit is real and that nothing will happen to you if you don’t forward a message to all your friends. I have failed to forward all chain mail I got and I am still here, alive. A dead girl did not rise from the ashes and chop off my head. I have no idea how these people think, how will sending a virtual letter stop a ghost from killing you, it’s not like it senses if you sent it or not. Hell, if there even was a such thing as ghosts.  I don’t care if I’ve been hit by the bang bus, or the friendship train or any other stupid bullshit people come up with. I am not forwarding it.

So please, if you take part of this chain mail crap, cut it out and think for a second. Simply press the delete button and you are done!

COPY THIS ARTICLE TO AT LEAST 5 OTHER FRIENDS OR I WILL SHOW UP AT YOUR HOUSE WITH SOME WD40!