Go The Light Is Green
June 24th, 2009 by Matt
This is a true story, it happened to me a while ago. I was at an intersection coming back from McDonalds, so I was stopped at a red light. The light turned green and right then some woman behind me started flipping out and honking her horn. I thought to myself, “Holy shit, I am going.” The thing was, I was moving forward the whole time she was honking.
Anyways, so after I make the left turn the woman is still driving behind me. At this point I decided to fuck with her, so I started going 40 in a 60 zone. That’s when she started flailing her arms around and yelling at me. I laughed, mission accomplished.
So the moral of the story is, don’t honk your horn just because I didn’t slam my gas pedal. I seriously don’t understand this woman, it’s not like I can magically teleport when the light turns green. Stupid woman.
July 1st, 2009 at 11:47 am
I remember me and my family were in a car and this dumb ass was on the wrong side of the road in front of us, preventing us from going forward when the light turned green and this dumb bitch behind us honked her horn because we didn’t speed forward and crash into the car in front of us.
July 11th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
LMFAO was this when i saw you at mcdonalds?
July 11th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Nope