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So when you think of Myspace you usually think of stupid emo faggots. Unfortunately Myspace is also the home of talentless fucks who form bands. It seems these bands think that if you have a Myspace then maybe you will somehow make it big in the music industry. Here’s a tip, instead of focusing your attention on designing a Myspace layout why don’t you put your energy into song writing. Just because your band has a few thousand friends on Myspace doesn’t mean that you have any talent. The only people that actually WILL listen to your music are your personal friends. The rest of the world doesn’t give a shit unless you can offer something another band does not. Oh, and just because you won your school’s Battle of the Bands doesn’t mean you’re good either. You’re just the best of the shit tier.

With the internet it seems anybody can suddenly become popular. Here’s a tip, getting a professional DSLR camera doesn’t make you a Photographer and getting Photoshop doesn’t make you a graphic designer. Learn how to use those things and maybe something good will come out of it for you. So stop advertising yourself as if you were a company.

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