Usually when I stay online ’til midnight I get a message from some drunk kid. I know I posted about drink kids before, but this is about something else. How many times have you been talking to someone online while they were drunk and you got a bunch of garbled text that looks like this: “imfg sio fkucknng drunkkk rightteee nowwwe.” I’ve got it enough to piss me off. I will just go out and say it right now, stop fucking faking it.

I can be drunk enough to have the room spinning around me and still type perfectly. The reason for this is I don’t exagerate how drunk I am. And if I am REALLY gone I just don’t go on my computer, it is that simple. However, I wouldn’t ever drive when I am that drunk, but on my computer I have something I don’t on my car. A backspace button.