Poland Sucks
September 26th, 2008 by MattNow, to some of you this might be a bit obvious. But to some of my other friends (Polish friends) you need to realize that Poland is a pretty shitty country.
I have been in several arguements about Poland being the greatest country ever.
-Poland didn’t invent anything interesting recently
-Not all Polish chicks are hot (this can be said about any culture, culture doesn’t influence looks at all)
-Poland is old, needs a lot of improvement
-The language flows together so everything sounds like one word, it get’s confusing if you don’t know the language that well.
-The Polish stereotype is fucking retarded. Alcoholic, lazy, poor people don’t really scream out hire me.
-Being Polish does not make you immune to alcohol.
Why the sudden hate for Poland?
I haven’t lived there for over 15 years and they fucking drafted me for the military. Great job guys, great job.




