Snow Is Evil, Ask The Professionals At SMYR
December 9th, 2009 by Matt 
Today in Toronto we had our first major snowfall of the season. It was a long awaited moment by many high school kids hoping for a snow day. It didn’t happen. Bummer right? No, because the same people that are bitching about the lack of snow, will soon be bitching at the amount of snow.
Snow is an inconvenience, you have to wake up early, shovel the drive way, and hope to god that your street got plowed already. So you managed to get onto the main road? Enjoy the traffic! Snow slows people down and you end up being late for work. When snow does that, it’s a fucking nuisance.
I am going to admit, snow looks good (at least when it’s white.) But then I walk somewhere and I see the yellow snow, or I see snow turning black from the roads and it looks horrible. It then melts and turns into slush and splashes all over your pants. Or you end up ruining your pants from the salt. Yeah, it REALLY looks good then.
So if you like snow, go ahead and like it. Just don’t change your mind in the middle of winter and start bitching about it. I dislike it, and it’s going to stay like that.
Update: Today it took me an hour to drive somewhere it usually takes me 20 minutes. Thank you snow!





December 12th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Snow also really sucks here when I was in housekeeping especially because like one day I had to spend 6 hours shoveling snow in -50F weather at the mall. More than half the time after it snows however and we spend hours shoveling it the god damn Chinook winds come in from Canada and melt it all the next day or the day after that making all that fucking work that you did while freezing your balls off pointless.