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So I was sitting in McDonalds having a conversation with a friend one day, it was pretty much what I do here, I ranted about some shit. Anyways, I dropped the f-bomb (fuck) a few times. So this mother went up to me and asked me not to swear in front of her kids. I responded: “uh what?”  You see, why should I do the mother’s job for her. If she wants to keep her kids from the evils of sex, violence and coarse language she should do it herself. Don’t like people swearing in public? Well you better take your kids out of school, get rid of their internet, and cut off all social interaction they have with the outside world. People swear, it’s human nature.

Before I get farther into this, swearing is shown as something bad and evil when it really isn’t. The reason people don’t like swearing is because they are told that it’s bad so they don’t do it. Swear words are like any other word. Fuck means sexual intercourse, dick is a synonym for penis, and shit is a synonym for feces. All swear words have proper definitions and usually subsitute for another word. The only way I see swear words being different is that they appear to be a form of slang, which unless you are some English major it doesn’t matter.

Now if you tell your kids that swearing is bad and that they shouldn’t do it, guess what they are going to do? Little kids always try to be bad and rebelious. They will do the oppisite of whatever you tell them to do. Saying that kids learn how to swear from TV or music is also stupid. You don’t hear kids start using scientific terms after watching a Bill Nye episode, and you shouldn’t hear kids swearing after listening to a 50 Cent song. But you do, any it’s because of bullshit parents who fuck up their kids by telling the kid that it’s bad.

If you want your kid to be like McKay Hatch go right ahead. You might as well forget about you ever having grandchildren. Oh, by the way if you don’t like my swearing go join the No Cussing Club, I will even link you. http://www.nocussing.com Give me hell.