Why Did The Pedestrian Cross The Road?
September 16th, 2009 by Matt
So recently there was some bullshit that was going down in the street of Toronto. A bunch of people (see: idiots) wanted the city to change the speed limit on ALL STREETS to 10km/h. Yes ten, that’s not a typo. The reason for this is Toronto seems to be having a problem with pedestrians and cyclists getting run over. All the blame goes to the driver of the car, always.
It starts off with pedestrians, they are in a hurry to go to work or to catch a bus so they cross the street in the middle of nowhere. Hey asshole, that’s what an intersection is for. These pedestrians feel that THEY always have the right of way. There would be a left turn arrow for cars to turn, then there would be a pedestrian trying to cross. Here’s a tip: it says “don’t walk” for a reason. If you get hit, it’s your own fucking fault. Sure the driver COULD have stopped, but you also COULD have waited an extra 15 seconds.
Cyclists make the whole thing worse by trying to be a pedestrian/car hybrid but fails at being both. They try to ride their bikes on the street and manage to create traffic by blocking a lane. Then they use the crosswalk to get to the other side. When they use the sidewalk they just end up running into people. “Get out of my way” they say. No asshole, stop riding your bike into me. I’d say biking should only be allowed in the special biking lanes, but there aren’t a lot of them and it would be impossible to get around. The city of Toronto is also spending large amounts of money trying to improve the conditions for cyclists including paving the snow in the winter for bike routes. Are you fucking kidding me? Who the hell goes biking in the winter anyways? All resources should be put into paving the streets. After all, hundreds of thousands of people use them, daily.
So the moral of the story? Watch out for cars, they are dangerous.





September 18th, 2009 at 3:37 am
Here in Montana they have laws where the pedestrian always has right of way or some such shit so a lot of times people will stop for you. You could be standing there facing away from the road and people will still stop for you like you were waiting to cross the road. Then it gets really stupid at the highway where there’s three lanes of traffic on each side. A lot of times only one lane will stop for you while the others are still going as if they expect you to just walk out in front of the still oncoming traffic and you can tell they get mad when you don’t take up their offer to walk in front of them. This law is also stupid in the dead of winter when ice is covering the roads. I’ve had more than once where I’m standing waiting for traffic to be clear so I can cross and some dumb ass will slam on their breaks for me on the icey road and almost cause a wreck.