So Microsoft fucked up again and they announced the Kin. What the fuck is this thing? It’s a fucking phone target at HIPSTERS. MY MORTAL FUCKING ENEMY! Anyways, in case you haven’t heard about this phone it’s supposed to be a cheap man’s alternative to an iPhone. By cheap man I mean elementary school kids who feel the need to share with the internet what kind of underwear they are wearing at every single moment.

Basically, it is a phone with very tight social networking integration. Got something interesting to share with your over 9,000 Myspace friends? No problem, just drag it over the share icon and bam! Now everyone can see your LOLs. Which makes me wonder, if you want to do that, what the hell is wrong with a regular Facebook client?

So Microsoft tried to make things simple, but instead they made it confusing as hell. Instead of one mobile operating system, they will now have 3. Windows Phone Classic (rebranded Windows Mobile), Windows Phone 7, and Kin. Way to go Microsoft, high five.

But at least I have the ability to track where I ate what sandwich.